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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 11:16

What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How is a narcissist likely to handle situations when confronted with hard truths about themselves?

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-All the bad guys are black.

How can one select funeral songs that truly celebrate the essence of a loved one’s life while providing comfort to attendees?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why cant I sleep even tho I am sleepy? I am not anxious or worried but my body just doesn't want to. I've been awake for almost 2 days and feel sleepy but I cant sleep. My doctor said its anxiety related but its not. Is this normal?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

From Russia With Love

Dr No

A traveler infected with measles flew into Miami. What are the next steps? - Miami Herald

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

The odd effects a year in space has on the bodies of astronauts - supercarblondie.com

A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Having read so much about Archie and Lilibet not actually existing, does anyone have any proof that they not only exist but that Meghan gave birth to them?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Goldfinger

Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?